Wake up.

What was I dreaming about? Something weird again. It’s always something weird. What was it?

Oh well. It’s gone.

What day is it? Thursday? No, yesterday was Thursday. Today’s Friday. How is it Friday again already? It doesn’t seem possible. I mean, last week when I looked out at the week ahead it felt like I had all the time in the world. Then I blink twice and seven days have evaporated.

Anyway, gotta get up. Lot’s of work to do today.

Oh. It’s Friday. I’m supposed to write a blog post on Friday.

Open browser, navigate to wp-admin.

Check Drafts folder. Anything in there? Yes, of course. There’s always stuff in the Drafts folder. I mean, anything viable? No.

Did anything fun or interesting happen this week? Hmm… Not really. Probably nothing worth writing about.

Politics? I have, after all, solved all the world’s problems. This would be a great platform to tell everyone about them. And why I’m right and all seven billion of you are wrong.

Or I could write some real, timely, attention-grabbing content. Let’s see…

• 9 Facts About Cupcakes That Will Keep You Up at Night
• 13 Ways Cupcakes Can Make You Rich
• Worst Cupcake Mistakes and How to Fix Them
• SHOCKING VIDEO: When Cupcakes Go Bad!!!
• She Baked Cupcakes for Her Boyfriend, Then THIS Happened!!!
• Gut Doctor Urges Americans To Throw Out Cupcakes
• Doctor Oz Tells The Truth About Cupcakes
• Cupcakes Warn: Don’t Listen to Doctors

No. That’s not me.

I could dial it back and perhaps wax poetic on some random topic. The weather? Music? Candles?

Or post a recipe for my famous vegetable soup? Except it’s technically not famous.

I could do another movie review. No, what am I thinking. That would take days to prepare.

Checks the clock.

Rats. It looks like the twenty minutes per week that I get all to myself are up anyway.

But don’t worry, I’ve got seven whole days to come up with something really good for next week. Plenty of time. Now I just need a topic. Hmmm. Maybe something about cupcakes.