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Day 10,007

[Cue female voiceover] Previously on Charlie’s Blog. Charlie commemorated his ten thousandth day of dieting with a look back over twenty-seven years of pain, suffering, and Chex Mix. During that era, there arose The Great Diets, standing far above the rest. We left off with 1,032 days of the Third Great Diet still unaccounted for. […]

Day 10,000

When I retired the old blog and started this here new one, I admit I was happy to leave behind the burden of diet-related blogging. The new domain came with a fresh start and an “I can talk about anything I want” attitude. And for sure: how’s the diet going? wasn’t anywhere on the anything […]

Fan Mail

Welcome again to my fourth annual fan mail blog post. I never intended for this to become a tradition. But then again, I never expected that I’d be forever inundated with fan mail like this. With all the pain, heartache, and uncertainty in the world, I sleep well knowing that good people are taking time […]

Epilogue

Whelp, after writing this, I realized I needed to add a spoiler alert. If you haven’t read or seen any Harry Potter, and you’re still planning on it, then maybe skip forward until the Nineteen Years Earlier section. Otherwise, if you’ve already read or seen it or just don’t care, read on! When Back to […]